she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
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when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
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That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
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