I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
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you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
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I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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