I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
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I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
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Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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