Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Randomize
