I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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