I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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