I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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