i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Also, beer. Big fan.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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