I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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