they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
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