My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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