I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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