Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
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Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
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Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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