At least make sure they are 18
Why
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
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No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
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I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
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