I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
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This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
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These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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