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(415): View more from California

the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina

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(843): View more from South Carolina

He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.

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(914): View more from New York

i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it

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(303): View more from Colorado

She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.

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(701): View more from North Dakota

Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail

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(615): View more from Tennessee

NoShamevember. You game?

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(+61): View more from Australia

The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.

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(501): View more from Arkansas

11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.

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