Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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