I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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