false alarm. still invincible.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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