We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I need to calm my uterus...
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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