on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
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The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
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I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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