3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
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did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
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Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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