My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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