We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
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yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
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It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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