: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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