she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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