you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
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