my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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