She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Less talking, more tequila
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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