I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
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I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
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the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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