I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Mom said you looked used
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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