Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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