hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
