I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
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the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
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I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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