I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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