So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
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Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
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He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
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Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
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