I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
I faked an abortion last night.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
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did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
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I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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