He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
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Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
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He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
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I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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