Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
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he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
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We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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