Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
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I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
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Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
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