do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I can text with my tongue
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
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we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
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found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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