I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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