I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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