I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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