she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
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Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
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I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
This can only be settled by a dance off.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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