fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
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Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
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he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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