Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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