In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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