Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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