I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
Randomize
