Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
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it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
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Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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