This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
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Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
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Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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