So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
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She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
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Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.