If i come over, it means nothing
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.