The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
These 25 People Had Very Inappropriate Sexual Relations(hips)
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
These 31 People Are Lazier Than You Could Ever Imagine
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt