I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
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You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
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Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts