Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
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Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
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You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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